Sometimes, I get out of bed and stand over the bowl in the bathroom, trying to piss. If you’re over 70, you get it. I tell Reckless, my dog, not to think about it. I need extra time this morning. If I can take ten minutes to piss, Reckless can wait ten minutes for a damn walk.
What do you guys over 70 think about while your pecker is speculating on whether or not to take a piss?