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Prostate Prose

Sometimes, I get out of bed and stand over the bowl in the bathroom, trying to piss. If you’re over 70, you get it. I tell Reckless, my dog, not to think about it. I need extra time this morning. If I can take ten minutes to piss, Reckless can wait ten minutes for a damn walk.

What do you guys over 70 think about while your pecker is speculating on whether or not to take a piss?

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Harry Hogg

Harry Hogg

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I was born in London, adopted, lived my youth on an island off the coast of Scotland. Now living between Colorado, Missouri, California. I write to be loved