You don’t have to be a VW to talk!
Move over, Herbie.
Hi, my name’s Raymond …hey, over here. I’m the Rover P5B coupé in the corner of the scrapyard. Yes, rusty, broken, forgotten, unloved. I’m waiting to get crushed for salvage. I might be old but I can still talk. Why not? VWs do it all the time! I know…I know…but if you didn’t have a good imagination you wouldn’t be reading stories anyway.