Whistleblower 101

5 things to know before you blow the whistle on Trump

John Emmerling
Storyville Stories

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Cartoon by John Emmerling

Okay, things are about to get exciting. The whistleblower has started a cascade of congressional testimony from genuine American patriots (Taylor, Yovanovitch, Vindman, et al) and it could spell curtains for POTUS. But the fat lady hasn’t sung yet — there’s still time to join the party. If you know some really awesome dirt about Trump, you’ve probably been thinking about coming forward with your devastating information dump. If so, you’ll want to blow your whistle in a manner that leaves you protected from the angry red-faced assaults sure to come your way from the president and his lickspittles and lackeys.

Here are five (5) things to be considered.

1. Hire a Private Eye to Investigate Yourself.

In the possible event that — after you have blown the whistle — your identity is somehow revealed, you must explore all potential skeletons in your family closet. Anything lurking in there WILL be exploited in an attempt to smear and discredit you. Your private investigator should go back and check your family’s ancestral records. For example, find out if your great-great-grandmother, Ethel May, did indeed once have lunch with an immigrant housekeeper from a shithole country. The detective should also look into the…

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John Emmerling
Storyville Stories

Top 1000 writer and top writer in Writing—many stories based on interviews w experts and newsmakers. Simon & Schuster author.