RECIPE — What Is This, A Sad Attempt At Making Something Remotely Interesting With Applesauce?

Laxfed Paulacy
Straight Bias Kitchen
2 min readFeb 26, 2024

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Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. — Don Kardong

Oh, applesauce puffs, a sad excuse for a baked treat if I’ve ever seen one. However, if you’re determined to salvage this sorry excuse for a dessert, here’s what you’ll need to do.

First, preheat your oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) and grease 30 mini muffin cups. Then, in a bowl, mix together 2 cups of baking mix, 1/2 cup of applesauce, 1/4 cup of sugar, 1/4 cup of milk, 1 large egg, 2 tablespoons of vegetable oil, and 1 teaspoon of ground cinnamon. Spoon the batter into the prepared muffin cups, filling each 3/4 full. Bake in the preheated oven until they turn a slightly less disappointing shade of golden, which should take about 12 to 15 minutes.

While those poor excuses for puffs are baking, melt 2 tablespoons of unsalted butter in a shallow bowl, and combine the remaining 1/4 cup of sugar and 1/4 teaspoon of ground cinnamon in a second shallow bowl. Once the puffs are done, dip the sorry things in the melted butter, then in the cinnamon-sugar mixture.

Now, try to choke down these puffs masquerading as a dessert, and if you’re still looking for a way to make it palatable, pair them with a glass of a fruity Riesling from Dr. Loosen. The sweetness of the wine might just mask the disappointment of these so-called puffs. Cheers to making the best of a bad situation!

Bon Appétit

If you’ve managed to salvage your Applesauce Puffs from being a complete culinary disaster, turning them into fluffy, flavorful delights that actually resemble something edible, then you might just be onto something. Looking to elevate your baking game with more tantalizing treats? Smash that subscribe button for a journey into the world of dessert mastery. And if you’ve uncovered the secret to creating puffs that are bursting with apple flavor and a delightful texture, do us all a favor and share your puffy wisdom in the comments. Or perhaps, in the spirit of pastry perfection, it’s better to quietly relish your Applesauce Puffs, knowing that sometimes the greatest joys come from a simple, satisfying bite.

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Laxfed Paulacy
Straight Bias Kitchen

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