COCKTAIL — Angel’s Tit Cocktail Recipe
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. — Seneca
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Ah, the Angels Tit. A cocktail born from the depths of despair and disbelief, much like the feeling one experiences after a particularly dismal day. Legend has it that it was concocted by a bartender who had just about had it with the world and decided to create a drink that mirrored their overwhelming sense of irony and cynicism.
Now, onto the prelude of crafting this concoction. Picture a dimly lit bar, with the air heavy with the weight of unfulfilled dreams and broken promises. The bartender, with a look of resigned acceptance, reaches for the bottles of spirits and begins a dance of despair and disillusionment, mixing and pouring with a heavy heart.
And so, the stage is set for the creation of the Angels Tit. But alas, the details of its creation are shrouded in mystery, much like the futility of trying to make sense of the world. But fear not, for the journey to craft this cocktail is one that must be experienced with a healthy dose of skepticism and a touch of wry humor.
Angels Tit
Ingredients:
- 1 1/2 oz vodka
- 1/2 oz peach schnapps
- 1 oz cranberry juice
- 1/2 oz lemon juice
- 1/2 oz simple syrup
- Maraschino cherry for garnish
Instructions:
- Fill a shaker with ice.
- Pour the vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, lemon juice, and simple syrup into the shaker.
- Shake well until the outside of the shaker feels cold.
- Strain the mixture into a chilled cocktail glass.
- Garnish with a maraschino cherry.
- Serve and contemplate the mysteries of life.
Behold, a temporary oasis amidst the chaos of existence. The Angels Tit, a concoction born from the depths of despair, much like the feeling one experiences after a particularly dismal day. It’s a delightful reminder that life’s discomforts can be temporarily drowned out by the clinking of ice and the sweetness of peach schnapps. Because nothing says “embrace the absurdity of existence” like sipping on a cocktail with a name that’s as baffling as the complexities of the universe. Cheers to fleeting pleasures in the face of inevitable challenges!
