COCKTAIL — Bronx Cocktail Recipe

Laxfed Paulacy
Straight Bias Speakeasy
3 min readMar 12, 2024

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COCKTAIL — Last Word Cocktail Recipe

COCKTAIL — Last Word Cocktail Recipe

Ah, the Bronx Cocktail. A concoction that is as enigmatic as the borough it’s named after. Picture this: a bustling speakeasy in the heart of New York City during the Prohibition era. The air thick with cigarette smoke and the clinking of glasses as people seek refuge from the harsh realities of their daily lives.

The Bronx Cocktail, my friend, was born during this tumultuous time, when the world was draped in shadows and the truth was a currency in scarce supply. Its creation is shrouded in mystery, much like the lives of those who sought solace in its potent embrace.

Legend has it that the Bronx Cocktail was a creation of happenstance, an accidental amalgamation of ingredients that seemed at odds with each other, much like the eclectic mix of characters who frequented the speakeasies. The story goes that a weary bartender, worn down by the endless parade of lost souls seeking refuge in his establishment, decided to experiment with a medley of spirits that reflected the diversity of the souls who ventured through his doors.

As the years passed and Prohibition came to an end, the Bronx Cocktail endured, a testament to the enduring resilience of the human spirit. It became a mainstay in bars and lounges across the city, a nod to the enduring refusal to be defined by the bleakness that often threatened to consume the soul.

So, my friend, when you order a Bronx Cocktail, remember that it’s more than just a mix of spirits in a glass — it’s a reflection of the beautiful chaos that defines our existence, a bittersweet reminder that even in the darkest of times, there’s a hint of sweetness waiting to be savored.

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/2 oz gin
  • 3/4 oz sweet red vermouth
  • 3/4 oz dry vermouth
  • 1 oz fresh orange juice
  • Orange twist, for garnish

Instructions:

  1. Fill a shaker with ice cubes.
  2. Add the gin, sweet red vermouth, dry vermouth, and orange juice to the shaker.
  3. Shake well until chilled.
  4. Strain the mixture into a chilled cocktail glass.
  5. Garnish with an orange twist.
  6. Serve and enjoy!

As you sip on your Bronx, allow me to regale you with the tale of life’s absurdities and the fleeting joys we seek to escape them. Ah, the Bronx, a delightful concoction that mirrors the bittersweet cocktail of existence. The zesty tang of the orange juice, the sharp bite of the gin, the sweet vermouth — each ingredient a reminder of the contrasting flavors life has to offer.

Life, my dear patron, is like a cocktail shaker vigorously shaken by an overzealous bartender — full of unexpected twists and turns that leave us feeling disoriented and slightly queasy. And just when you think you’ve got the mixture right, someone goes and changes the recipe on you.

We constantly seek refuge in temporary delights, like this drink in your hand, hoping to find a brief respite from the relentless demands and complexities of life. Oh, the irony of it all! We cling to these fleeting pleasures, knowing full well that they offer only a momentary escape from the unending challenges that await us.

But fear not, dear guest, for like the orange juice and vermouth in your glass, there is a hint of sweetness amidst the bitterness. Savor this drink, savor this moment, and savor the absurdity of it all. And when life hands you lemons, remember to add a healthy splash of gin and sweet vermouth. It won’t solve your problems, but it’ll certainly make them more bearable. Cheers.

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Laxfed Paulacy
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