COCKTAIL — Night Cap Cocktail Recipe

Laxfed Paulacy
Straight Bias Speakeasy
3 min readMar 13, 2024

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Ah, the Night Cap. A drink born out of desperation and a mischievous twist of fate. You see, it all started on a particularly gloomy night in this very tavern. The air hung heavy with the weight of unspoken sorrows, and the patrons huddled in their own pockets of melancholy, seeking solace in the amber glow of their glasses.

It was on this very night that a weary traveler stumbled through the creaking door, his eyes haunted by a lifetime of weary miles. He sauntered up to the bar, his steps heavy with the burden of unspoken tales. He settled on a stool, and in a voice as weathered as his soul, he called out for a drink that could numb the ache of existence itself.

I, in my infinite wisdom (or perhaps it was just the last dregs of my whiskey-fueled empathy), concocted a blend that danced with the bittersweet essence of resignation and the faint glimmer of hope. Thus, the Night Cap was born — a concoction to kiss the weary eyelids of the lost and the forsaken, offering a fleeting embrace of warmth in the frigid expanse of midnight.

As the weary traveler sipped the elixir, a glimmer of something resembling contentment crept into his weary eyes. And in that moment, the Night Cap became more than just a drink; it became a fleeting respite in a world burdened with unrelenting turmoil.

So, here’s to the Night Cap — a reminder that even in the depths of night, there exists a sip of solace to cradle us through the darkest hours. Cheers to the irony of finding comfort in a drink meant to usher in slumber, and here’s to the bittersweet taste of finding peace in the arms of despair.

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon
  • 1/2 oz sweet vermouth
  • 1 dash Angostura bitters
  • Ice
  • Maraschino cherry or orange twist, for garnish

Instructions:

  1. In a mixing glass, combine bourbon, sweet vermouth, and Angostura bitters.
  2. Fill the mixing glass with ice and stir for about 30 seconds.
  3. Strain the mixture into a chilled cocktail glass.
  4. Garnish with a maraschino cherry or an orange twist.
  5. Enjoy your Night Cap cocktail!

As you sip on your Night Cap Cocktail, I must say, there’s something quite poetic about seeking solace in a concoction of spirits and flavors. It’s as if we’re trying to drown our existential dread in a glass of fleeting bliss. Because, let’s face it, life has a way of throwing curveballs and then laughing at our feeble attempts to catch them.

The way the bourbon and amaretto mingle with the coffee liqueur in this drink, it’s like a melancholic waltz of flavors, swirling around in a dance of bittersweet elegance. And that dash of orange bitters? A desperate attempt to inject some optimism into the mix, I suppose.

You know, it’s funny how we humans seek refuge in these little pleasures, as if a sip of a well-crafted cocktail could somehow make it all make sense. In reality, it’s just a temporary reprieve from the chaos and absurdity of it all. But hey, who am I to judge? I’m just a bartender serving up liquid illusions in a glass.

So, cheers to you, my friend, for daring to seek a moment of respite in this nonsensical journey we call life. Just remember, when the last drop of that Night Cap is gone, the world will still be waiting with its peculiar blend of joys and heartaches. But for now, let’s raise a glass to the art of escaping reality, even if it’s just for a moment. Cheers.

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Laxfed Paulacy
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