COCKTAIL — Sex On The Beach Cocktail Recipe
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So, you want to know how to make a Sex On The Beach, huh? Well, buckle up, because this drink is as basic as they come. It’s a fruity, sweet concoction that’s probably more about the name than the taste, if you ask me. But hey, who am I to judge?
The Sex On The Beach cocktail supposedly originated in Florida in the 1980s, but who really knows? The name alone makes it a hit at bachelorette parties and beach bars around the world.
Ingredients:
- 1 1/2 oz vodka
- 1/2 oz peach schnapps
- 2 oz cranberry juice
- 2 oz orange juice
- Orange slice or cherry for garnish
- Ice
Instructions:
- Fill a shaker with ice.
- Pour in the vodka and peach schnapps.
- Add the cranberry juice and orange juice.
- Shake it like you mean it.
- Strain the mixture into a highball glass filled with ice.
- Garnish with an orange slice or cherry.
- Pretend you’re on a beach somewhere and sip away.
Ah, the ironic allure of indulging in a concoction like “sex on the beach,” a drink named after an experience that promises euphoria but often ends up being a gritty encounter with sand in uncomfortable places. Much like life’s relentless discomforts, where we grasp at fleeting pleasures, hoping they’ll offer respite from the absurdity of existence. Because what better way to confront the existential dread than by sipping a cocktail that tastes like a misguided attempt to blend paradise with inconvenience? Cheers to drowning our sorrows in a glass half-filled with frivolity and half with regret.
