Sonnet: Turn-Based Games to the Rescue
How I solved the problem I had: a lack of games that would work for a dad
It’s tough to be a gamer dad, you know?
Nobody wants to pause all day and night:
It ruins all the fun if there’s no flow.
And there’s no pause in shooters like Blacklight.
And so I searched the ‘net relentlessly,
Then in the emulator found a source
Of turn-based games content to wait for me:
Adventures like Warsong and Shining Force.
So villains, seek not respite from my tot.
She’ll not stop me from giving you what for:
I’ll sic my Zylo on your death robot,
Then play tea party, then come back for more.
And if it’s time to eat, or clean, or shower,
Just wait right there — I’ll kill you in an hour.