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Quotes from The Fox News Trial that Could Have Been

Attempts at commiseration met with genuine optimism.

A former Incel shares his findings.

All the portions you’re used to, with more packaging!

“A real time saver,” says your uncle.

“I don’t play games, so don’t play them with me.”

It’s always “How are the roads?” Never “How are the roads?”

“Don’t say I never let you do anything, sweetie.”

“My thinking is that a true leader doesn’t want his Cabinet to correct him.”