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God Updates Commandments
“The previous policy should have covered this, but to clarify…”
The following is a company-wide email from the Vatican:
“Mondays; am I right?
We hope this email finds you well. Effective immediately, corporate is updating our Commandments policy to include ten additional rules. Previous rules will still apply. The purpose of this new initiative is to strive for a more dynamic, diverse and driven environment for our workplace family. If you have any questions, please reach out to your supervisor.
11) Thou shall not lie, even for advertising.
The previous policy should have covered this, but to clarify…the ads are getting out of hand. They’re getting worse as they scale in volume. If you guys want to keep doing that whole capitalism thing, at least reign in the nonsense. Capitalism does not account for bad-faith advertising. The better product is supposed to win, not the one with the cutest talking duck commercial.
12) Thou shall not participate in private insurance.
I honestly don’t know where to begin with this one. You went way too far. Don’t profit off of people’s suffering. Even Iron Fist knew that, and that show SUCKED until season 2.