Fox News settlement to Dominion Voting was seen by many as a major blow to the media behemoth. To Strawman, it was boring. Here’s some quotes that we could have seen had those bastards actually had to defend themselves:
“It’s not that we question the efficacy of Dominion’s voting machines; it’s that we question the concept of voting.”
“In our defense, we’re planning on firing Tucker.”
“It’s not propaganda if they already believe it.”
“I have no idea who Neil Cavuto is.”
“If these machines are so impregnable, how was I able to break this one with a crowbar?”
“You can’t afford the truth.”
“That doesn’t count! You can’t charge Hannity twice for repeating himself verbatim.”
“Those votes were cast by mules. Mules don’t even have thumbs.”
