Things I Did Today Instead of Working

• filmed a movie in a laundry room
• had a minor breakdown in the aforementioned laundry room.
• thought about the big time rush theme song while walking in the rain
• changed my outfit twice
• made a to-do list
• went to a stranger’s house and put a camera in their fridge (CONSENSUALLY)

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• thought about age
• thought about death
• thought about rising sea levels
• thought about Jesse McCartney

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• took a shower
• ate two cookies
• learned to use a scanner
• tweeted
• sat underneath the overhang of a closed starbucks
• recycled.

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• got a coffee at McDonald's
• sat in my car
• bought flowers at the grocery store
• called my mom
• thought about money
• sat in my car.
• ate two cookies

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• laid on the floor
• put all of my knick knacks in a box
• googled photos of james corden
• googled photos of Linguini from Ratatouille
• googled how long it will be until Venice is underwater

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• checked twitter
• facebook stalked a relative
• sat on a different floor
• looked out the window for a long period of time
• thought about loss
• thought about North Korea
• thought about Monsters Inc conspiracy theories

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• yawned
• gave up