Things I Did Today Instead of Working
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2 min readMay 14, 2017
- filmed a movie in a laundry room
- had a minor breakdown in the aforementioned laundry room.
- thought about the big time rush theme song while walking in the rain
- changed my outfit twice
- made a to-do list
- went to a stranger’s house and put a camera in their fridge (CONSENSUALLY)
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- thought about age
- thought about death
- thought about rising sea levels
- thought about Jesse McCartney
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- took a shower
- ate two cookies
- learned to use a scanner
- tweeted
- sat underneath the overhang of a closed starbucks
- recycled.
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- got a coffee at McDonald's
- sat in my car
- bought flowers at the grocery store
- called my mom
- thought about money
- sat in my car.
- ate two cookies
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- laid on the floor
- put all of my knick knacks in a box
- googled photos of james corden
- googled photos of Linguini from Ratatouille
- googled how long it will be until Venice is underwater
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- checked twitter
- facebook stalked a relative
- sat on a different floor
- looked out the window for a long period of time
- thought about loss
- thought about North Korea
- thought about Monsters Inc conspiracy theories
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- yawned
- gave up