A Bestiary of Sorts: Part One

Jeff Burton
Stupid Poetry
Published in
2 min readMay 14, 2024

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The Beginning of a Poetic Odyssey Through the Alphabet

Photo by Jack B on Unsplash

A

Alligators can be awful
Take a bite or even claw full,
Within their mighty jaws be rolled
And it hurts, or so I’m told

B

Let’s hear it for the Humble Bee
A softly spoken chap is he,
He doesn’t want to sing a song
He merely hopes to hum along

Up at dawn, morning light,
He wanders on his workday flight
Returning home, he never brags
There’s gold dust in his saddlebags

C

The cantaloupe the jungle roams
With slippers on his feet,
A shiny tin hat with sleeves put in
And his outfit is complete

He bellows and he rumbles
He shivers and he howls,
I think there’s something wrong with him
Deep within his bowels

D

For the poor dung Beetle
The unkindest cut of all
Is every day collecting poo
To roll into a ball

Imagine then that distant day
When finished from his chores
He then turns to his son and says:
‘One day all this is yours!’

E

I really love my elephants
With leather ears and baggy pants,
And nose that is another hand
Elephants are rather grand

But I would not care to be a ‘phant
’Cause memories forget they can’t
But like cement will always set
Some I would just as soon forget

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Jeff Burton
Stupid Poetry

An older Australian poet and author who ought to know better by now but does not. He expects to be famous after he is dead.