I Love the Taste of Lettuce

The greenness, the wetness.

Photo by Bailey Heedick on Unsplash

I love the taste of lettuce,
The greenness, the wetness.
Oh, the pureness, the richness.

I love the taste of water,
Nothing gets much hotter!
So look at your drink here,
And say goodbye to beer.

I love the taste of bugs.
Reminds me of the rugs,
The ones that lay outside,
Which your cats peed on and cried.