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Stupid Poetry

Kept It So High — The Candy Bottle

The self-improvement robot

Photo by Katie Rainbow 🏳️‍🌈 on Unsplash

I kept it so high
so I can’t take it
but it’s you who kept it
yeah, and I kept it so high
that I can’t take it
you know what
yesterday I was lazy and all
today I read self-improvement blogs
and guess what? I am smart
I am f’kin SMART today
unlike you, you, lazy, you
I kept it so high
so I couldn’t take it
but it’s you who kept it
you, m’fucker, you
nothing has

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It’s stupid, unsophisticated poetry. It's silly, absurd, awkward, and gently awful poetry.

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Pretheesh Presannan

Pretheesh Presannan

Panic Attack Survivor. Just writing; so far so good. Plays cricket. You can find short stories, poems, humour, and nonfiction here. Gmail: pretheeshgp@gmail.com

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