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Can a Guy Be Too Big?
Is having a large penis a blessing or a curse? And more news about Mysterious Witt.
Here’s a photo of me looking happy, “perfect”…. But I’d be lying if I told you everything is perfect in my life right now. It’s not. I feel lost. I’m feeling terribly unmotivated. Writing is sooo hard and honestly, I’m bored by it.
This is incredible since all I’ve ever really wanted to do in life is to be a writer. I’m trying to motivate myself to continue, to not change gears and become a realtor or something. I’m just tired… So I’m trying to embrace the challenges as I plod forth.
Still, I’m exhausted.
But then a lot of my life is still the same. I’m still dealing with the difficulties of single parenthood and navigating the difficult world of content creator-dom. And I’m doing this while helping my partner with his cancer treatments.
So I’ve taken a little time off. I haven’t published any new stories in a few days. However, I have new work you might not have seen.
I write about my opinion of the Trevor Bauer case.
I write about why I call myself a “picky slut.”
I also write about how, as a former sex worker, I’ve been able to help my partner with his erectile dysfunction.
You can check out all of my newest essays here: mysteriouswitt.medium.com
That said, I have many popular essays from the past that you might not have read. One of those essays is:
Can a Guy Be Too Big? Is having a large penis a blessing or a curse?
Here’s the story:
Bradley stripped off his clothing and then stood naked before me. My eyes widened and my mouth dropped open. His erect penis looked like a gigantic cucumber extending from his crotch. How many inches long was he? Twelve? Thirteen? How wide was his girth? Five inches? Six?
One thing was for sure — Bradley had a very, very large penis.
“You don’t like it?” he said miserably. “It’s too big for you?”
“On the contrary,” I said, “it’s beautiful. You’re just a lot bigger than I’m used to seeing.”
His shoulders fell and his whole body seemed to shudder with emotion. “You don’t think I’m a freak, do you?”
I was astonished he was acting this way. “Most guys dream of being as big as you are,” I said.
Bradley had shown up that night to have sex with me for money. Before we got down to business, though, I wanted to get to the bottom of why Bradley felt so upset about his large penis size.
He shared the reason. Apparently, his last two girlfriends had left him because he was “too big.”
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