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The Naked Truth About Whether Shoe Size and Penis Size Are Linked

Because a penis is necessary for sex to occur. Not.

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Why, what large feet you have… Must mean the rest of you is that big, too… Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

We’ve long believed the myth that the size of a man’s shoes indicates the size of his manhood. But is this actually true?




Essays by Emme Witt about sex, sex work, and relationships.

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Emme Witt

Emme Witt

Sex writer. Soccer mom. Part-time dominatrix. Treat me to a coffee:

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