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What Kind of Penis Do You Have?

The beer can, the corkscrew, the flip-flop, or the grandfather-clock pendulum? These are a few of the different penis types I’ve seen as a sex worker.

Photo by Liam Martens on Unsplash

As an escort, I’ve seen a lot of penises. It’s basically part of my job. A man comes to see me, he drops his drawers, and I check out his dick.




Essays by Emme Witt about sex, sex work, and relationships.

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Emme Witt

Emme Witt

Soccer mom. Sex writer. Part-time dominatrix. Treat me to a coffee:

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