Horny for Data

getting sucked into the charms
of an internet persona
stories of a fake human
prophet of the world wide web

i love you
but i love the algorithm more
i’m horny for data
i’ll devour anything with a screen

my particular fetish is
constant reassurance from strangers
it really gets me off task

there is a hole in my heart
that i fill with online shopping
i’ve really figured out the key to
happiness is just to buy everything