SUPA Intel

We’re building an Artificial Intelligence to get you SUPA activated. So we’ll be gathering intel and are using our secret SUPA lingo. Here is an excerpt from our internal files for SUPA Squad only!

What’s a SUPA PING?

SUPA PING is our way of letting you know what’s up. Today we call it a push notifications. Aw, but in the old computer days we used to ping a server. Ping is so SUPA! And well, we love the 80s.

We don’t count calories.

We count food. Hamburgers and apples. Because we love hambugers and apples! An apple is roughly 100 calories and a hamburger is 500. And nachos are delicious.

Daily Heart Wear

Ok, so you’ve gotten your heart broken. But let’s not have that happen literally. Strengthen your heart and all this is behind you. Also, you’re just looking better when your heart’s in great shape. Get your glow!

Heart rate and surfing? Well, I (the original SUPA Squad member) hate the treadmill, but I love surfing. Turns out it’s a pretty amazing way to do some cardio!

SUPA Power: Run like Flash

Pro-tip: don’t use it on the treadmill. SUPA runs best outside. The AI uses GPS to map where your run took place, your best mile time, your gain in elevation, the heart rate zones you hit, and the sensors can better compute external environmental factors when we run outside. Or dance. In the street.

We’ll be gathering more intel. Stay tuned!