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Animal Crossing: New Horizons’ Dream Update

If anyone ever says your dreams are silly, remember there’s a millionaire who invented the pool noodle (or woggle, as we call them in the U.K.)

Lizzie Bestow
Jul 31 · 5 min read

A series of unfortunate dreams

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The famous Lizzie, that is I.
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Does Luna’s bed go with the decor? No. Please do better, Luna. I’m not losing my Happy Home ratings for anyone, especially not you.
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I don’t like it, please make it stop. I don’t really like the way she describes dreaming…on second thoughts, it is slightly Matrix-like.
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The AC:NH producers decided to put an important information disclaimer on screen, which isn’t important for me…because no-one will be visiting my island. I don’t want there to be any witnesses for the final show-off between me and that Satanic creature Tom Nook. Which will end with his demise.
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I WANT TO WAKE UP!
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I may be welcome at any time, but I’m never coming back.

Even after you wake up from the dream, the nightmare that is Sheldon remains

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Throw the whole chipmunk out…don’t trash my style, you hate-filled goblin (or is that me?)
Sheldon’s energy is pretty similar to the guys who write 6'6 in their Tinder bio. Yes, that is your height, thank you. Now where’s your personality?
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Sloth Isle is now welcome to dreamers.

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