Team Smash’s Adventures of The Boss Baby
Chapter One:COOKIES ARE FOR CLOSERS!
Mrs.Gothitelle: Guys! You have to find this secret formula to complete my youth cream! The Baby Formula is the LAST Ingredient I need to complete this cream! You have 8 days to find it, and fast!
Cure Black: Got it. I’ll assemble the team,
Cure White: And I’ll get the snacks!
Shiny Luminous: Guys! To the time portal!
Circile: If you don’t know what Baby Formula is, It has the same effects as Golden Flower Nectar!
Cure Flora: Whoa, we’re in the past, when Tim was a kiddie!
Princess Refi: I cannot wait to get exploring! Let’s go!
Azura: A Taxi?
Boy Corrin: I’ve NEVER seen a Taxi here before!
Madoka: Hey, Boss baby!
Homura: He’s taking over the house?!?!
Sayaka: If you’re like me, I need a glass of water!
Mami:I just want to go outside NOW!
Kyoko: Calm down!
Cure Felice: Hey guys! we have to see Tim!
Cure Mermaid: I have to take a picture of this AND send it to Mr. Bisharp!
THE NEXT DAY…
Cure Macaroon: Guys! Time to sneak into… THE MEETING!
Cure Flower: I got the recorder going. Cure Miracle, any notes?
Cure Miracle: Yes! It says that the CEO of Puppyco is gonna release a new puppy at the Pet Convention in Las Vegas!
Lord Enma: And Even worse: Puppies have new designs like the Labradoodle, the Peekapoo, and the Chiweenie!
Noruka and Soruka: AWWWWWWW!
Nurariyhon: Even worse: ONE OF THEM, THE SHAR PEI, IS NUMBER ONE — IN CHINA!!!!
Cure Mirage: That sounds bad. I wonder what the new puppy is, and why it’s causing Babycorp to fall off the edge of the cliff?
Cure Scarlet: We gotta tell this to Tim’s mom and dad, that the baby can talk!
Kitsuna: That might be a bad idea.
Peachana (Through Phone): Because Babycorp’s a secret!
Jaybelle: Yes. And if you reveal a secret,
Lotana: EVERYONE WILL KNOW ABOUT IT!
Lillie: That would be bad.
Nebby: Pew!
Eli Ayase: Yeah.
Delicious Dream form Mika: Wait till they have a taste of my new recipe: Cherry Bomb!
Lauren: Uh oh!
Troy: How DID they get there?
Cure Sunshine: Let’s tackle this together!
Everyone Else: Yeah!
Arachnus and Arachnia: DOUBLE SPIDER… CRASH! (Throw a huge boulder at the young and innocent versions of the villains, breaking human Mckraken’s shield)
Toadal Dude and Uber Geeko: WART… STRIKE! (Use their hair as whips which throw young Dedtime off her bike and into the sand pit where she gets sand in her eyes)
Nurariyhon: Oh yeah, it’s my turn now- YEOUCH!!
Lord Enma: You OK?
Nuraiyhon: No…
Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina: Alright it’s showtime! Kirbies, go!
Kirby: Hi yah! (Uses Fighter Ability)
Keeby: Whipping Power! (Uses Whip Ability)
Kira: Time to get washed off! (Uses Water Ability)
Honoka Kosaka: Sweet Throwing Stars!
LATER…
Cure Mermaid: Guys, I know you’d like to know where babies REALLY come from, me and Pearla take you there.
Everyone Else: REALLY?!?!?!
Cure Mermaid: Well then here we go!
Chapter two: Babycorp
Everyone Else: AHHHHHHHH!
Cure Melody: We’re here! The place were all babies are born… Babycorp!
Hovernyan: Wow. Why didn’t our parents tell us about this?
Nico Yazawa: We’re going up!
Nozomi Tojo: To Upper Management!
Umi Sonoda: Wow. I don’t even remember this place!
Brooke: Wow. Look at that Pie chart!
Dootz: And the puppy slice is getting bigger, and there might be no room for babies, and no babies means Babycorp is doomed!
Gold: Who the heck is that lady?
Igglybuff: That’s Big Boss Baby!
Tyrouge: And that’s Mega Boss Baby!
Magby: And Really Big Boss Baby!
Elekid: And Seriously Big Boss Baby!
Pichu: And Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby!
Smoochum: He’s Huge!
Togepi: And the corner office, with everything a baby could have, even a shiny personal potty!
Venoct: Guys! It’s her!
Sakurinoct: She wants results!
Kyubi: So our tour’s over, guys! (Plucks pacifiers out of their mouthes)
April: What was Big Bossy Baby Lady Yelling about?
Tara: SHE WANTS ACTUAL RESULTS!
Urbosa: And if Boss Baby does NOT come up with results,
Riju: Then he’s fired!
Revali: And retired!
Teba: And forced to live with Tim…
Daruk: Forever!
Yunobo: Then we won’t let that happen!
Mipha: Yes.
Sidon: Then we must hurry.
Nico: Let’s go.
Cure Whip: Hey! There’s this Take your kid to work day! Maybe we’ll find that file on the new puppy!
Luchia: Then get some rest, and head to Puppyco Tomorrow!
THE NEXT DAY…
Cure Flora: Perfume, check! Potions, check! We’ve got everything!
Lauren: Then it’s time to go!
Troy: To Puppyco!
Cure Princess: Look at all those puppies!
Cure Lovely: But we gotta get to the secret file!
Cure Fortune: You must be right. The only way to get past the guard is to do one thing: Turn Invisible.
Cure Honey: Then I got the perfect item: The Invisible Cape! It turns you invisible, of course.
Twilight Sparkle: Would you look at all those stacks of paper!
Rarity: There must be hundreds of them!
Pinkie Pie: There it is!
Applejack: The secret file on the new puppy!
Fluttershy: We gotta find something to replace it with!
Rainbow Dash: This is giving me Rangers of The Lost Ark vibes!
Cure Mirage: We’re trapped!
Miku Hatsune: Let’s see what it says- ARE YOU EVEN JOKING ME?
Pac Man: Ahhh!
Honoka Kosaka: We’re trapped!
Kotori Minami: And these bars are too strong!
Lord Enma: I knew it! I knew it would be a trap.
Nuraiyhon: Must break free…
Noruka and Soruka: FRANCIS FRANCIS?!?!?!
Nurariyhon: A BABYCORP BINKY?!?!?!
Lord Enma: So he’s him, but older?
Lucas: Yeah! I’ve watched this movie before.
Topaz Cure Miracle: Yeah, I gotta tell Mrs.Gothitelle about this.
Topaz Cure Magical: But she needs us to stay focused on getting the last ingredient!
Robin: Thank goodness he’s gonna read us a story…
Girl Corrin: And cookies!
Yuyuko: So it started at Babycorp how many years ago?
Youmu: I’d think 50.
Yuyuko: That’s a REALLY long time ago.
Toadal Dude: Lactose Intolerant? What does THAT mean?
Supyo: It means you can’t have dairy products, this means you’re allergic to them or something.
Toadal Dude: And that explains why he got sent to the Board of Directors.
Dame Deartime: They replaced him? Aw that’s so sad! I would NEVER replace the Wicked like that!
Unkeen: So… What happened to him?
Katie: THEY FIRED HIM!
Otohime: And took away his special formula!
USApyon: Then they made him live with a family, and he’s gonna get his revenge with…
Everyone Else: AHHHHHH!
USApyon: The Forever Puppy.
Luffy: That’s Crazy! How can you destroy babies with a puppy?
Cure Parfait: It’s a puppy that Never grows up, Luffy!
Sakura: Now I get it.
Kanan Kamui: Yep. Because the Forever Puppy would cause chaos and make people not have babies anymore.
Blizzaria: He’s gonna launch his Forever Puppies across the globe, and NO ONE will ever, ever, EVER want a baby again!
Nate: And it will be the end of Babycorp, which means we won’t get baby siblings!
Mulan: This is bad. And We bought him the secret formula!
Mushu: To destroy Babycorp!
Shang: and Tim’s Mom and Dad!
Meloetta: And even worse: We can’t complete Mrs. Gothitelle’s youth cream!
Chapter Three: The Pet Convention
Otohime: Scary Poppins? More Like Mary Poppins, but she’s on vacation right now. She Can’t help us!
Uber Geeko: Look. Me and the others have been through a TON of Babysitters, and they fear one thing in total: Sick babies!
Arachnia: Then let’s get to work, guys!
Arachnus: Get some Green Kabuki Face paint, and splatter it all over your faces, baby Pokemon!
Toadal Dude: and I’m mixing every type of Chia Squeeze into a trash can along with some Fruit Loops to add the puking effect!
Peach: Oh Scary Poppins! These baby Pokemon are Sick! You’d better give them Medicine, and fast!
PULEHHHHHHH! (Puking Noise)
Daisy: The Drama, The Horror!
Kanan Matsuura: Bye, Bye, Pottyhead!
Lauren: Yessss! We Made it- Ahhhh!
Rosalina: Guys! Eugene’s back!
Luma: So get your modes of transportation, fast!
Kirby: Poyo! (Wheel Ability!)
Meta Knight: Time to take to the skies!
Dedede: Get your helmets, cause safety comes first!
Prince Fluff: And move fast!
Bandana Dee: Run, Run, run!
Ribbon: Teleportation Activate!
Adeline: Yeah! The team’s here!
Tiff: Hurry!
Tuff: Toilet Head’s coming!
Ruby Cure Miracle: We’re getting closer to the Airport!
Ruby Cure Magical: And Toilet head is getting Faster!
Cure Honey: Come on guys! There’s the limo!
Cure Fortune: Careful, because a train’s coming in!
Glitter Breeze: I know! Why don’t we go OVER the Train?
Bunny Eclipse: Yeah, like those Daredevils in movies!
Miss Snow (Through Phone): Yep! I’ve watched those movies before!
Sapphire Cure Miracle: Glitter Breeze, you’re a genius!
Sapphire Cure Magical: Now that’s what I call a Smarty Pants!
Cure Mermaid: Great work, guys.
Cure Flora: And all without those Training Wheels.
Cure Parfait: We did it! Now to get to our flight.
Chrysanthemum Princess: We gotta run, so use your speedy abilities!
Jirachi: Or Teleportation powers if you have them, like me!
Daisy: Look, the plane!
Chika Takami: Oh No! WE MISSED OUR FLIGHT!
Noruka and Soruka: Now we’ll NEVER get to Las Vegas!
Nurariyhon: There must be some other way we can get there…
Lord Enma: We just have to wait for a Miracle.
Lauren: Is it just me, or do I see a ton of Elvis’s?
Misty: And there’s another one!
Dawn: And Another!
Troy: And another one over there!
Maia Sterling: And There’s our flight!
Callie: Las Vegas, here we come!
Marie: To the plane!
Kaguya Hime: Come on guys, we gotta look for some seats- WOW! FIRST CLASS!
Otohime: Look at all that fanciness!
Cure Chocolate: Hey guys!It’s time for Takeoff!
Cure Parfait: Guys, I’m getting hungry. Is there anything to eat?
Cure Lovely: Yes! After all, this IS First class.
Cure Princess: You can get anything you want, even a chocolate cupcake!
Cure Honey: Come on guys! We’re approaching Las Vegas in a few moments. Practice your battle skills!
Cure Fortune: And upgrade your Magic!
Dame Deartime: The Wicked are excited about going to Vegas. After all, it’s their first time there!
Unfairy: Yeah! I’d love to see all those pretty sights!
Unakind: And I’m dying to sleep out overnight here for tickets to a Miley Cyrus concert!
Untidy: All those shops there!
Unplesant: Even better, we get to seek out the latest trends!
Unkeen: All those pretty girls there must have their cheeks blushing when they see me for the first time!
Seraphina (Through Phone): Stop talking about girls, Unkeen!
LATER…
Ezra Scarlet: There it is guys, Las Vegas.
Natsu Dragneel: I just love all those pretty lights!
Cure Scarlet: Time for landing, then!
Blaziken: Blaze, Blaze! ( We’re here!)
Cure Twinkle: At last, we’re in Vegas!
Mew Pudding: Why don’t we take a Taxi? It’s probably the fastest way there, I suppose.
Mew Ichigo: Dang it! I don’t have that much money in my wallet.
Shino (Through Phone): I’m sorry if I forgot to pack you money again.
Umi Sonoda: We know, Shino!
Nico Yazawa: Yeah. Make sure not to forget next time!
Cure Parfait: I Know! Why Don’t we take a limousine?
Cure Melody: Hey girls, my baby sister is sick, and she needs to take her meds!
Cure Rhythm: And the medicine she needs is at home!
Cure Beat: We live at the convention center.
Cure Muse: Can you get us a ride there?
Blossom the Fox (Through Phone): Good thinking, Cure Melody!
Steven: I don’t like Iced tea, but I do like Berry Blast Milk!
Lauren: Me too.
Garnet: Oh no.
Pearl: How ARE we gonna find them?
Amethyst: Use your scanners!
Lapis Lazuli: I’ll fly overhead.
Peridot: I’ll ask some people where the Puppyco exhibit is!
Glitter Spring: Don’t go near the stands where they have bugs for reptile food. I hate bugs!
You Watanabe: We know, April!
Rainbow Quartz: Now, where’s that fake Elvis dude? We should’ve lost him by now.
Rose Quartz: Behind you!
Cure Miracle: Oh no, where did Boss Baby go?!?!
Elizabeth: I found him! Now snap out of it, B.B.!
Star Strike: Now let’s go!
Espel Kokonia: We’re too late! Er, I mean, run through the crowd!
Mew Mint: Guys, we gotta be fast!
Kirby: Poyo! (So cute!)
Cure Flora: Why, it’s so adorable-
White: CLOSE YOUR EYES!
Wendy the Witch: You don’t wanna be blinded by all that cuteness!
Madoka: Then good thing we’re wearing cuteness proof glasses!
Homura: Even that fake Elvis is distracted! Now’s our chance.
Sayaka: NO!
Mami: Francis Francis is putting Tim’s parents into the box!
Kyoko: Then this means one thing: RUN!
Miraculous Ladybug: Hurry! We gotta get backstage!
Cat Noir: Before the Launch!
Cure Whip: Oh no!
Cure Custard: That fake Elvis is gaining speed!
Cure Gelato: Then we’d better find a shortcut.
Cure Macaroon: In there!
Cure Chocolate: Are you sure?
Cure Parfait: It looks like we’re not gonna fit in there.
Cure Felice: Come on guys! WE CAN DO IT!
Prince Katana: That way!
Cure Lemonade: Wow. Look at all those puppies!
Mew Lettuce: If Francis Francis launches the rocket while Tim’s parents are under there…
Cure Blossom: THEY COULD GET INCINERATED!
Molly: That’s bad.
Gil: What does Incinerated mean?
Nonny: Incinerated means to be burnt.
Goby: Thanks for the answer, Nonny.
Oona: Then we’d better get down there!
Deena: And Fast!
Mr. Grouper: But there’s no way to get down there!
Marie: I know! Why don’t we JUMP down there?
Callie: You’re a genius, cousin!
Peach: On the count of three, everyone, jump!
Daisy:1, 2, 3, jump!
Milly: Ahhhh!
Geo: Good thing we didn’t break a bone!
Bot: Or lose some of our gears.
Sailor Moon: Hurry!
Sailor Mercury: We gotta get there before-
Sailor Venus: Francis Francis does!
Sailor Mars: Eek!
Sailor Jupiter: Oh no!
Sailor Saturn: Back up!
Sailor Uranus: Because he might hurt us!
Sailor Neptune: And the rocket’s gonna launch in 2 minutes!
Sailor Pluto: Hurry!
Tuxedo Mask: The key!
Chibi Moon: Duck, because his cane’s coming in!
Gemini Sunrise: Gotcha!
Lauren: Thanks, Gemini.
Zelda: Mermaid form, go! Tail whip! Hi yah!
Lucina: Bye bye!
Rosalina: This is bad. The rocket’s gonna launch in one minute!
Dia Kurosawa: ONE MINUTE?!?!
Sirica: Then we’d better race down there!
Tiff: Guys, let’s use the power of puppies!
Tuff: No! Boss Baby is still on there!
Candy: I know! Why don’t we call the baby Pokemon to get him down?
Glitter Lucky:Good Idea!
Glitter Sunny: Baby Pokemon!
Glitter Peace: Let’s form a chain!
Glitter Spring: Good work!
Glitter Breeze: Now Jump!
Regina: Do a barrel roll!
Cure Empress: Mission accomplished, guys.
Milky Rose: Gimme a high five!
Alisa: Yeah!
Daisy: We did it!
Eternelle (Through phone): I knew you guys could do it!
Mew Zakuro: Now to free Tim’s parents!
Sakura: Good work guys. Got some of the formula?
Corrin: Yep! I got some of it in this orb!
Dawn: Now to return to Mrs. Gothitelle!
Petal (Through Phone): Through the Time Portal, then!
Epilogue: A surprise at the hospital
Mrs. Gothitelle: Amazing work! I’m glad you saved Babycorp in the process.
Sakura Shinguji: Wow! When I put this cream on my face, I feel young again!
Luntona: So do I!
You Watanabe: Me three!
Bella Butterfly: Smile!
Nikki and Friends: Cheese!
Barnacles: All because of the Formula.
Kawazi: I gotta write this in me Adventure notes!
Peso: Look guys, it’s Tim!
Shelington: And I think he has something to tell us.
Dashi: And his baby girl, Tina AKA Tim jr., looks adorable when she holds Lam Lam.
Tweak: That must be her new baby sister!
Professor Inkling: And she looks adorable!
Nurse Jenna: And she was just delivered this morning, too!
Hanayo Koizumi: So cute!
Nico Yazawa: I’m never getting a puppy again!
Green Sprixie: Hello there!
Yellow Sprixie: You’re so adorable!
Indigo Sprixie: Guys…
Orange Sprixie: What is it?
Purple Sprixie: I wanna know!
Blue Sprixie:I’d hate to tell you this, but that baby looks awfully familiar…
Red Sprixie: You’re right!
Dedede: WHAT THE- A FEMALE BOSS BABY?!?!?!?!
Saia: ARE YOU KIDDING?
Escargoon: HERE WE GO AGAIN!!
The End?
Coming soon: Team Smash’s Adventures of Toy Story 3 this Holiday!
P.S: I’m Thinking of a Halloween special, so don’t miss out!