The Moral Collection Book 1: The Great Pie Eating Contest: A Story about Forgiveness
Hey, guys! It’s me, King Dedede! And today, I’ll be telling you guys a story about my cousin Artica, and how he made a HUGE mess at the 26th annual Dreamland Pie Eating Contest! Let’s begin, shall we?
It is a perfect spring morning. Cherry blossoms are blooming, grass is sprouting, and everyone in Dreamland is excited, because they are all headed to the stadium for Popstar’s 2nd Biggest event: The Pie Eating Contest, with the finest pie eaters there, with Master Hand, AbdallahSmash026, Guava Juice, and many more famous people judging.
“WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THE 26TH ANNUAL DREAMLAND PIE EATING CONTEST!” I yell through a megaphone. “OUR COMPETITORS THIS YEAR ARE KIRBY, LUCAS COMETSTREAK, MY COUSIN ARTICA, AND AZIZ ASARI, WITH TAYLOR SWIFT TO KEEP US ENTERTAINED WHILE THE COMPETITORS EAT AWAY! READY, SET, GO!” the crowd then cheers wildly, with Eli Ayase (The girl who has some feelings for me) passing out the pies. Kirby demolishes the pies by just inhaling it, and throwing the pan away, Lucas takes his time, my cousin gobbles it up, and Mr.Aziz eats to his fullest.
Many moments later, after eating his 6th pie, cousin Artica suddenly feels something rumbling in his belly. Unknown to the famous Youtuber, Artica then lets out a gigantic waterfall of puke straight at Guava Juice’s face.
Pretty soon, the girls in the audience are SCREAMING. Even President Lusamine of The Aether Foundation is yelling her head off, covering Gladion’s and Lillie’s faces. “DON’T LOOK, IT’S GROSS!” she yells.
Then Guava Juice takes one small look at Abdallah, and pukes straight into his face, with Nate Adams, Katie Forester, Whisper, Jibanyan, Hovernyan, and Lord Enma with the other Fire Emblem and Yo-Kai Watch characters screaming their lungs out in their seating area.
Abdallah then takes one small look and then pukes on his wife, Jess, who pukes on Cute Life Hacks, who pukes on Taylor Swift, who pukes on Principal Grimm, who pukes on Master Hand, and who then pukes on his brother, Crazy Hand, who pukes on Touhou creator ZUN, who pukes on Charmx, and so on. But when the smell hits the crowd, that’s when my cousin realizes he made a mistake. Not a small one. A HUGE ONE!
Kids puke on moms and dads, Unkeen pukes on Dame Dedtime’s new clean sundress, the Mario Bros puke on each other, Bowser pukes on his minions, and even Lauren and Troy’s mom pukes into her own bag! As the people in the stadium leave, my cousin can only watch and stare at what he has done. As for Kirby? Well, he was busy demolishing his 90th pie, not knowing what was happening.
Meanwhile backstage, the judges and Taylor Swift are all mad at my cousin because he triggered the puking frenzy in the first place. “Look, he may be guilty, but there’s no need to punish him or throw him in the dungeon or something like that.” I say, urging Artica to apologize. He apologizes, and Kirby won for the 26th time. It was one disgusting-and great day to remember for me, King Dedede!
The End
Moral: Puking makes things worse, but Forgiveness makes it all better. There should be a new law that everyone should have some forgiveness once in a while, even those who don’t deserve it.
Inspiration for this story: The Pie Eating Contest scene in the hit movie Stand By Me, where a boy eats 5 blueberry pies and starts puking on EVERYONE, as shown in the 4th picture above.
To: AbdallahSmash026, who inspired me to make video game themed stories in the first place. Artica is my made up cousin for Dedede and this is a way to promote Kirby Star Allies to you.
With lots of sparkles and happiness,
OG Private.
