Sweary Mommy
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Sweary Mommy

INTERNAL DEBATE

Why I’d Rather be a Dance Mom, Than a Hockey Mom

It’s mostly about the coffee

Not pictured: warm venue. Photo by Rainier Ridao on Unsplash

When it was dance competition season at our house the false eyelashes were flying; the glitter and feathers were all over the place. A mother’s nightmare! We all remember the glitter disaster of 2007, am I right?!

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Sweary Mommy is the poor woman’s Scary Mommy — salty as f*ck, fun, and geared toward millennial parents/caregivers. So give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to pee free (of small children who insist on being in the godd@mn bathroom with us, that is).

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Kristine Laco

Kristine Laco

My middle finger is my favorite. Hoarding TP since 2014. Well-Rested Bitch. Lady Boner Legend. Top writer Satire & Humor. Don’t follow if Laco-intolerant.