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    Confessions of a Creepy Mom

    Confessions of a Creepy Mom

    Oh the stories they will tell their therapists
    Go to the profile of Rosalie Berg
    Rosalie Berg
    Mar 26
    An Open Letter to Our Teenagers Asking What’s up With The WiFi

    An Open Letter to Our Teenagers Asking What’s up With The WiFi

    I changed the router's name. You’re welcome.
    Go to the profile of Kristine Laco
    Kristine Laco
    Mar 25
    I Gave My Daughter a Mullet

    I Gave My Daughter a Mullet

    Who would’ve thought cutting hair would be hard?
    Go to the profile of Laurel B. Miller
    Laurel B. Miller
    Mar 24
    Please Remove My Mom as a Top Writer in “Parenting” Immediately

    Please Remove My Mom as a Top Writer in “Parenting” Immediately

    She doesn’t deserve it and I have proof
    Go to the profile of Kendra Sparkles
    Kendra Sparkles
    Mar 23
    Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Kids Hold Court at The Dinner Table

    Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Kids Hold Court at The Dinner Table

    Lesson learned too late
    Go to the profile of Rosalie Berg
    Rosalie Berg
    Mar 22
    My Biggest Parenting FAIL

    My Biggest Parenting FAIL

    A “Sweary Mommy” Writing Prompt
    Go to the profile of Laurel B. Miller
    Laurel B. Miller
    Mar 22
    Musings of a Bitch-Dad

    Musings of a Bitch-Dad

    I don’t know anything — and never have
    Go to the profile of David Conte
    David Conte
    Mar 21
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