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Scumbag Dodo

Take the Cannoli w Nick & Karilyn

Nicholas Anthony
Published in
2 min readOct 11, 2018

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Get out and vote Americans! So apparently the world will begin to end in little over a decade oh my god. This is not a drill, people. Nick and Karilyn wrap their heads around the new climate change report from the UN and them literally saying to everyone that IT. WILL. HAPPEN if nothing is done. Scumbag Dodo is this years Scumbag Steve (blast from the past). Also Taylor Swift is in the game, and she threw down. HARD. Voting surge from her getting all political. And religious freedom, Australian catholic school system, and so forth. Our Halloween spectacular will be happening in a couple of weeks so we also try to talk about that. It’s only that things got real existentially despairing with the world turning into a extreme climate rollercoaster in twelve years time. Karilyn forgot to press record. Crisis was averted.

For real though, everyone needs to get to know this report, and what it’s projecting. You don’t need to read the whole thing but skimming it, or getting the most salient parts from news sources helps mightily. This isn’t fanciful or fear mongering. This is legitimate and falling rapidly within our life time. Or think of it this way, we have roughly twenty more Marvel films to go before there’s really no turning back.

The future of our collective civilisation shouldn’t be a partisan issue. It shouldn’t be a ‘lets wait and see’ deal. It shouldn’t be ‘well, we don’t have all the data we need’. This is everything. This is pretty much it. Sure, the earth will eventually recover but we’ll be a shadow of what we used to be. It’s not even about what future you want your children or your grandchildren to a part of. It’s what you want your life, right now, to be like. Because it has surged towards us at a rate that will only worsen if we don’t do something about it.

If you want to read the whole report, the link can be found here.

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Nicholas Anthony

Obsessed with film, baseball, and Albert Camus. Founder, editor and writer at Swish