A Nintendo Switch Request.
Is A Link to the Past ever coming out on Nintendo Switch?
What about Super Mario World? I missed my SNES Classic preorder! Curse you, Nintendo! Only joking.
Goldeneye then? The Nintendo Switch is perfect for it! Imagine being on a train and playing split screen Facility with all your friends! It would be so cool if that came out for Nintendo Switch.
Any news on Metroid Prime 4? Pokemon? F-Zero? Surely the time is ripe for Captain Falcon’s comeback!
Is Enter the Gungeon coming out on Nintendo Switch? Is Spelunky coming out on Nintendo Switch? Is Cave Story coming out on Nintendo Switch? Oh, that’s already out. Ignore me!
What about PUBG? Oh come on devs, pull your fingers out, imagine that! Running and gunning and chicken dinnering with your friends, in the pub, in the park, all on Nintendo Switch! Eshop, take my money! I would have my $29.99 in your pocket before you can ask me whether something’s coming out for the Nintendo Switch! Which is pretty quick! And often!
Are All Games Ever coming out for the Nintendo Switch? Surely they will All come out on the Nintendo Switch at some point? Are board games ever going to come out for the Nintendo Switch? What about Hearthstone? Ticket to Ride? Eldtritch Horror? The Switch is PERFECT for table top games! You can literally put the Nintendo Switch on a table! Heck, I’d settle for Monopoly! Rock paper scissors would also make for a great Nintendo Switch game!
Is Netflix ever going to appear on Nintendo Switch? Watching films in bed, with your boyfriend or girlfriend, husband, wife and horrible children, on the Nintendo Switch? Show me a dotted line and give me a pen and sign me up, pup! News please!
Are the social media platforms ever coming to Nintendo Switch? i’d love to connect with up and coming, young, affluent content creators and tastemakers through LinkedIn on my Nintendo Switch. And I’d love to see what my friends have been getting up to on Facebook! And see their Instagram pictures of smashed avocado on sour dough toast! On the Nintendo Switch! Imagine!
What about other things other than entertainment? Are they coming out on the Nintendo Switch? Is toast coming out on the Nintendo Switch? Are fridge magnets coming out on the Nintendo Switch?
Is the feeling of racing paranoia, thrashing night sweats, and trembling feverishness ever coming out on the Nintendo Switch? Is sexual ecstacy ever coming out on the Nintendo Switch? We. Need. News!
Are abstract concepts coming out on the Nintendo Switch? Guilt? Betrayal? Is time and space as we know it coming out on the Nintendo Switch? Is the ever expanding, immeasurable, petrifying expanse of the cosmos coming out on the Nintendo Switch? Big things come in small packages after all!
Is pressing the balls of your fists into your eye sockets until you get transported to some weird flashy hallucinatory dimension ever coming to the Nintendo Switch?
Is this coming to Nintendo Switch?
Is that coming to Nintendo Switch?
Is my wife leaving me coming to Nintendo Switch?
Is my ever dwindling group of friends ever coming to Nintendo Switch?
Is a lonely death ever coming to Nintendo Switch.
Is my moss-covered, abandoned, weed-strangled gravestone coming to Nintendo Switch.
Is…
Is…
Is A Link to the Past ever coming out for Nintendo Switch?
