5 Disgusting Things I’d Rather Be Doing Instead Of Writing Another Soul-Sucking Resume
Nov 7 · 6 min read

Writing a new resume is like pulling teeth out of my mouth with a rusted, dry feces encrusted wrench while I’m sitting on a bed of sharp, dirty glass in a condemned warehouse while Norwegian death metal music blares away an inch from my ears at 6 Trillion decibels.


