5 Disgusting Things I’d Rather Be Doing Instead Of Writing Another Soul-Sucking Resume

Francis Litzinger
Nov 7 · 6 min read
Photo by Jenni Jones on Unsplash

Writing a new resume is like pulling teeth out of my mouth with a rusted, dry feces encrusted wrench while I’m sitting on a bed of sharp, dirty glass in a condemned warehouse while Norwegian death metal music blares away an inch from my ears at 6 Trillion decibels.

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