Beat the Heat Like a Spaniard

Maintaining sanity when you’re standing in a puddle of your own sweat.

Photo by Artem Everest on Unsplash

I moved to Spain two years ago, so this will be my third summer of complaining loudly to anyone who will listen that I’m “sweating my fuckin’ balls off” and “Is my face really red right now? I feel like my face is probably really red right now” and “There is so much sweat in my butt crack right…