I Spent 7 Months Analyzing Elon’s Twitter Plans, Here’s Everything You Need To Know

Twitter’s era of glory or deepest nightmares?

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Elon bought Twitter.

• Not because Twitter forced his hand.
• Not because of its money-making potential.
• Not because he’s spending like a drunk sailor. (Unlike Zuck.)

But because Elon is miserably tired of hypocrisy.

It’s easy to save a company when it benefits your bottom line. But true leadership is shown when you take action knowing that it will affect your bottom line and still have the courage to push through to make the world a better place.

What we’re about to see is bigger than anyone ever imagined.

Elon’s plan explained in a way your granny (and cousin Greg) would understand

Twitter is the world’s stage.

A Tweet goes in on the mic.

• Sometimes it comes out as a whisper.
• Sometimes it comes out as a scream.

But people in a dark little room in the sound station with strong political and social views are controlling your mic’s volume with a bunch of fancy formulas called the…