I Spent More Time Looking for the Right Porn Than the Right Job.

Things I should have known at the beginning of my work-life.

Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash designed by the author

7.00 AM: Getting up and taking a dump. 8.30 AM: Dashing out to catch the crowded bus like Tobey Maguire’s version of Peter Parker. 9.30 AM: Jumping out of the slow-moving sweat-fest. 6.00 PM: Repeating the process from 9.30 AM to 7.00 AM in reverse —…