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Wanna try Google Hangouts?
Sometimes, buses are late.
Your bus is late.
Your bus is 5 minutes late.
That will be $79.50 please.
That will be $81.50 please.
Wanna order sushi and watch some Netflix?
Wanna order Dominos and watch some Netflix?
Wanna watch some Netflix?
……. your order is now ready.
You are now the mayor of Dominos.
Here’s what I wish my life looked like.
Here’s what I want you to think my life looks like.
Here’s what my life looked like in 2011.
I am eating a burrito.
Here are some articles you’ll never read.
Here are some links to articles you’ll never read.
Here is a curated list of links to articles you’ll never read.
Hello, I need a job.
Hello, my job.
Oh god, my job.
…………. job ideas.
Am I still on mute?
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