Imagine My Surprise When I Learned I had Superpowers
Don’t be too surprised — you can be a superhero, too.

I am a superhero! I woke up one day and realized I had superpowers. How cool is that?
No, I am not bulletproof. Can’t leap tall buildings in a single bound. I am neither telekinetic nor telepathic. The titanium around my clavicle didn’t turn into adamantium and grow into claws. I am unable to…