It’s Time to Kill Yelp

Sena Crow
Sena Crow
Nov 6 · 6 min read

She’s had that look on her face for a minute now:

Eyebrows raised. Lips pursed. Index finger erected and in a prime position to wag.

Oh god. It’s coming. I brace myself for the hit.

“Are you kidding me? You should have paid attention to who’s first in line. I was here first.” I take her cash, give her the cookies, and she rolls her eyes.

Sena Crow

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