The Best Gift I Got This Christmas is a $20 Piece of Tech I Didn’t Know Existed
And if the Right Companies, Developers and Marketers Get Involved, It Should and Will be the Next Big Thing
I’m typically the guy who doesn’t show up to your ugly Christmas sweater party, as I’ve never had the urge to pay $20-$30 to relive the elementary school, holiday picture days of my awkward youth.
However, this year when my best friend and his girlfriend threw one and invited me, I sighed heavily before I eventually bought an ugly sweater and actually attended.
Guests were also asked to bring a $20 gift for the Chinese Pollyanna (not sure why it’s called this and it seems kind of racist) and a dish or dessert of some sort. Do you see why I never go to these things? A sweater, a gift, a dessert, lines — so much extra adulting to do.
Anyway, I reluctantly complied and purposely showed up late in a terrible sweater with a picture of Santa and the word Namasleigh on it. (See what they did there?)
A friend of mines wife complimented me on it and said she had the same one. Which led me to believe I was wearing a woman’s sweater. Lay off me, it was the last one Target had and I bought it two hours before the party.
