Human Shock Collar 3:16

The Ultimate MUST-HAVE Productivity Device

Foreward: The purpose of this essay is to highlight how our desire to improve human behavior could lead to a terrifying future.

Do you have trouble doing your homework?

Do you have trouble cleaning your room?

Do you have trouble quitting smoking?

Introducing the Stone Cold Steve Austin Shock Collar 3:16.

“Ever since the Stone Cold Steve Austin Shock Collar 3:16 I no longer open up a can of whoop-ass. I open up a book!” — Stone Cold Steve Austin

You or a friend can put this state-of-the-art shock collar around your neck and then once it’s on it cannot be taken off (unless you go to one of our nearby locations or a local dog shelter).

Now I know what you’re thinking… “But Anthony how does it work?!”

Great question! You can program the shock collar using our FREE app by inputting the behaviors you wish to punish with a small electrical shock: watching TV, web surfing, smoking, drinking, sleeping, etc.