What do I need to do to get fired?
The impossible job
Sep 5, 2018 · 5 min read
Teenage girls played tennis. I’d stop mowing to return their balls, volleying back their gratitude with a cool, dismissive wave, wondering if they were knocking them out deliberately.
Mine was a petrol-driven lawnmower. I’d been warned about petrol: it explodes, meaning, explained Steve, that I’d have to be careful when filling up.


