Humor

What Your Tote Bag Says About You

Or as they say in France, “Le tote bag.”

I am very impressed by whatever the hell this says. (Photo by Micheile Henderson @micheile010 // Visual Stories [nl] on Unsplash)

Tote bags are more than just a hunk of canvas that you stuff your sweaty yoga pants into.

Tote bags proclaim to the world that you’re hip, you’re happening, you donate to NPR, you read The New Yorker. You’re not just a pretty face, you have a brain. See? My tote bag says so.