I Haven’t Slept With a Man Since My Divorce, Literally

I’ve had sex, but I haven’t stuck around and spooned afterward

traceybyfire
Nov 3 · 3 min read

When I got married at the age of nineteen, I had never spent the night with a man before.

My wedding night was the first time I was subjected to the nocturnal snores and gas emissions of another human being, and I didn’t particularly like it.

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What’s taboo in your world is normal in mine.

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