I Haven’t Slept With a Man Since My Divorce, Literally
I’ve had sex, but I haven’t stuck around and spooned afterward
Nov 3 · 3 min read
When I got married at the age of nineteen, I had never spent the night with a man before.
My wedding night was the first time I was subjected to the nocturnal snores and gas emissions of another human being, and I didn’t particularly like it.


