The Tao of the Pink Pineapple
When is a witch supposed to give up her spells?
I bought this pink pineapple yesterday. It cost thirty-one dollars. I do, however, have an excuse. It makes me seem insane but it’s still an excuse.
In case you aren’t familiar with this pink pineapple, a quick recap: now that Instagram has made it illegal to like any color other than pink, Del Monte realized…