A dick in a box

I’d love to have a dick in a box.

They have those I think.

No but like a real one — a real meat penis — that behaves just like a real one would and you could fiddle around with just like a real one. Except just in a box, dead handy.

This went from cute-and-potentially-sexy to a bit weird very quickly.

I think it was the moment when you used the word ‘meat’. “A real meat penis.” Yep, that was when it tipped over into weird for me.

I’m just a bit dick-curious is all. I just want to spend one day as a man with a dick to see what it’s like. I guess I thought having one in a box might be a semi-achievable step towards that.

Babe if you think keeping a dick in a box is semi-achievable you are never coming near mine again.

If I had a dick I’d walk round jacking off all day long. And peeing standing up. But mostly jacking off. I’d have to cancel all my commitments.

What does it feel like to have a man-orgasm?

That was a real question btw. I’m genuinely interested.

I know babe, I’m thinking.

Is it a full body feeling or just a dick feeling?

Just a dick feeling.

What about that bit just before you cum where you know you’re gonna cum but you haven’t cum yet?

That’s like a slightly lesser experience of the real thing. It builds.

What would you do if you had a woman’s body for a day?

*rubs imaginary tits*

And you’d masturbate! Of course you’d masturbate!

Yeah, probably.

I promise I won’t cut your dick off and keep in it a box babe.

Thanks babe.