How To Be An Adult
Note: It’s not easy.
1. Don’t be an idiot, generally.
2. If you’re going to drive, don’t drink. See 1 above.
3. When you’re driving, leave your phone alone. Snapchat can wait.
This is such a gift, an actual invitation to complain. I try, really I do, to keep the public griping to a minimum, but an invitation! I accept!
I am currently aggrieved by —