About Me

Things worked out despite me being somewhat clueless when it came to conventions — In December 1992, I told Jane, my girlfriend, that I needed help with some shopping. It was close to Christmas, so she assumed I was struggling to find a suitable gift for a family member. My devious plan was working. It was four months after we first met, and during…

I’m not a narcissist, I’m lazy. — Rosie broke those sunglasses a few days ago. Apparently, she didn’t like them. I’m not really a narcissist. I’m lazy. It’s easy to do these surveys and talk about me because I KNOW me so I don’t really have to think much and just woke up from my nap. I…

Didn’t know this was a “thing” on Medium until I surpassed the 100-follower mark. Guess it’s my turn now. — So, where to begin? Well, I’ve already written a little bit about myself in several of my stories (Articles? Blogs? What do y’all call them?). So you can get some details from them. Here’s one about my employment history, a resume of sorts. I Became a Remote Worker in 1985 When I Quit My “Good Government Job” Dad thought I had lost my mind, and I know Mom was looking down from heaven, shaking her head.medium.com

My life as a listicle — I’ve tried writing a normal “About Me” article but I’m really not good at that sort of thing. …

It was not a sudden decision to write more fiction. Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t. Mark Twain As you know, my Medium posts from the last year and a half have been summaries of my selective research…

I hope that’s not a bad thing! 🤷‍♀️ — I’m not going to lie. This list took me a whole evening to finish. I was stumped for a looong time! Is that a bad thing? I hope not. Well, on the bright side, I did manage to come up the 50 things! Here we gooooooo!!!! 💃🏻 1. French fries with lots of ketchup …