A Conversation I Had Last Night
SETTING: T St. NW. It’s near U St., only one block south. You get it.
TIME: 8 pm.
CHARACTERS: Clare, early 20s, sweaty. Jess, early 30s, white and beardy, looks like he listens to NPR. They have never met before.
David Letterman announced today that he’ll retire in 2015. Very sad, especially after this wonderful bit with Bill Murray last night. Very sad indeed. But we will mourn later. Who — more specifically, which woman — should replace him? Chelsea Handler gets an early vote.