Avocados follow
the laws of physics.
Not conservation
of mass, but Newton’s
Third — every action an
equal and opposite
reaction. And the… — Avocados follow
the laws of physics.
Not conservation
of mass, but Newton’s
Third — every action an
equal and opposite
reaction. And the
Second law of
thermodynamics,
because this avocado,
grocery stacked yesterday
like green cordwood, and at
least as hard, has…