Raising a British-Pakistani feminist — a promise to my newborn nephew

My beloved M,

It has been four surreal weeks since you crash-landed on this obscure planet, forever changing the otherwise bland canvas of our lives.

Boring Blokes of Britain

It’s what makes Britain, so British.

Our ability to be boring is unprecedented in the Western hemisphere and more specifically, it’s boring blokes that symbolise what it’s like to be truly British. They’re just about the only ones fighting our ever-impending…

A Message to British Muslims in the Wake of the #ParisAttacks

You must show your solidarity with your country. It is time to integrate into British society.

What’s the point of Russell Brand?

Well, for a long time, I have watched this self-made, utterly unique individual in his quest to bring some of the most important issues to the forefront of British politics, through his multi-million subscribed YouTube channel: the Trews. Asking myself “what is he…