2098 — The birth of Jay was, once again, a walk in the park:
The processing of the last link ended abnormally.
The umbilical cord has been severed with a pair of
discordant scissors. All processing has been aborted —
When Jay was born, cheers!, Jay cried
and the delivery room reeked with bodily juices
and disinfectants (in fact, disinfantants).
Jay vowed to jaywalk through Jay’s life so that: this time,
when Jay dies, Jay rejoices and Jeep Cherokee cries!