Public toilets — the story of poo

We have all experienced what it’s like to go for a ‘bosting’ turd at work the day after eating that Madras, or a block of cheese if your lactose intolerant. Or maybe a couple of weetabix if you are a celiac (Rumble rumble)

Things My Brother Convinced Me During Childhood

That joining the Burger King Kid’s Club would inevitably lead to my address being sold to pedophiles.

That Atlantis would rise in 1995, 1996, and finally 1997 before calling off his prediction.

Soprano

If you’ve ever seen me, you’d ask, ‘How do those calves hold up that body?’ If someone ever even jokes that you remind them of Tony Soprano, it’s very strange. My pharmacist was the first person to let me know that I resembled him. She said ‘Anyone ever tell you you look like Tony Soprano?’ I thought, what a…