The MissionI lost something important. Something really existential for me. I’m sweating, I’m stinking, my t-shirt has dark spots. It’s 34 degrees…
Bono Suggests US Send Amy Schumer to Fight ISISBono Suggests US Send Amy Schumer to Fight ISIS: Bono recently appeared before the US Senate and advised them that humor as opposed to more violence is the best way to combat extremist groups like ISIS, suggesting the U.S. send Amy Schumer and a…
Don’t get too excited.That warm fuzzy feeling you get when you walk into your neighborhood store and they all greet you by your first name! Which goes away when you remember it’s the liquor store.
How to lose your confidence in 30 days.Its 4 am in the morning and I am awake, not slept a wink. I minute ago I was still scrounging through online job portals and sending my cv to every place on the earth. Can I do more? Should I maybe hand out my cv to random strangers on the curb?
Things To Put In The Butthole Of The Voodoo Doll You Made Of Your BossWe’ve all been there- one too many tiresome “feedback sessions” with the ol’ jefe, a few too many threats of “performance reviews” held over your head.
Everybody Wants to Jump SometimesBack in 2014, Jerry Seinfeld and Wale interviewed one another for Complex magazine in anticipation of Wale’s new album, The Album About Nothing. It would be Wale’s third Seinfeld related release after The Mixtape About Nothing and More About Nothing. To date, The…
[D3] The ultimate, end-of-the-world packing list for dogs.[Psst. This is part of a 30 day, comedic writing challenge entitled Advice For The End Of The World. Receive all 30 days of humor here: http://bit.ly/1oRW0Sj]
